Tag Archives: humor

7 Reasons Not to Mess with a Child

Posted on June 26, 2008 by Fred

A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our … Continue reading →

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The Explanation of Life

Posted on April 12, 2008 by Fred

On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading →

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An Atheist in the Woods

Posted on April 10, 2008 by Fred

An atheist was walking through the woods. What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals! He said to himself.

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Things you’d love to say at work, but can’t

Posted on April 10, 2008 by Fred

(Here’s something that made me smile. This email made the rounds some time ago and, as usual, the author is not indicated in the email…will be more than glad to acknowledge authorship if someone steps up.)

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New Rules For 2008

Posted on April 5, 2008 by Fred

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to know in months. “27 Months.” “He’s two,” will do just fine. He’s not a piece of cheese. And I didn’t really care in the first place. … Continue reading →

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Ginintuang Payo ng mga Magulang

Posted on April 3, 2008 by Fred

Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti ngunit Ginintuang butil ng payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga magulang: Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE — “Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! … Continue reading →

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