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		<title>7 Reasons Not to Mess with a Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to &#8220;honor&#8221; thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, &#8220;Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?&#8221; Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Explanation of Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fred</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first day, God created the dog and said: &#8220;Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.&#8221; The dog said: &#8220;That&#8217;s a long time to be barking. How about only ten [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Atheist in the Woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An atheist was walking through the woods. What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things you’d love to say at work, but can’t</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Here’s something that made me smile. This email made the rounds some time ago and, as usual, the author is not indicated in the email…will be more than glad to acknowledge authorship if someone steps up.) 1. Ahhh … I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again. 2. I don’t know what your problem [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Rules For 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fred</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don&#8217;t need to know in months. &#8220;27 Months.&#8221; &#8220;He&#8217;s two,&#8221; will do just fine. He&#8217;s not a piece of cheese. And I didn&#8217;t really care in the first place. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ginintuang Payo ng mga Magulang</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fred</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga mumunti ngunit Ginintuang butil ng payo na nakuha ko sa aking mga magulang: Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE &#8212; &#8220;Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay.&#8221; Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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